Category:Session 2

SESSION 2 (5/9/19):

WE GET AN ESCORT BACK TO SHIP! They don't want us to know where they sleep. It’s probably for the best. WE MADE IT BACK. Ship sweet ship. NO BAD SHIP THERE WERE BIRD DEER MONSTER THINGS. Seb takes a bath after nearly getting one-hit killed. Gimble and Klog do big damage but Sebastien kills everything. Don’t wet Seb. There’s another ship in the water. Things look dire so we attempt to speed away from scary ship. I hope it's not ghosts.

The captain and the night captain are not happy with this turn of events. They’re chatting up a storm. The Captain probably recognizes the symbol on the death sea bird (black sigil of a hawk). Yup. They saw it. It’s bad news. THEY SAID GHOST STORY. IT'S HAPPENING. YOU BEST START BELIEVING IN GHOST STORIES, MISS TURNER. YOU’RE IN ONE. Klog is not a hugger(Orc problems). Going to Torch key Harbor. Captain owed Flint money. We get paid! (+100GP to party) She wants to know all the secrets we discovered in the cave so we share our adventure, truthfully and as accurately as we can remember.

In torch key harbor there are rumors of ancient guardians who man the walls in the old parts of town where guards tend not to pass, only in specific times of night on specific days of the year. Sounds like a smuggler’s dream, or the sort of thing thieves would love to play off of. Seb and Elly have stayed in town before at the inn. THE SOGGY CRUST, DEVRA THE ELF runs it.

ONE HUNDRED GOLD. WE RICH. WE MADE IT. THUNDER BREW ABBEY ALE.

The gang plays never have I ever. Everyone has some drinks and enjoys their night, Seb cheats at card games making a small profit (+15SP to Seb) off some tiefling siblings, Elly plays some jams upstaging some awful flute player, Orson gets friggin’ plastered, calling out for Elly to play Freebird and Gimble reads a book. Klog likes to watch, its endearing. Breakfast of champions in the morning and then back on our way.

Orson finally finds a way to send money home (-15GP from Orson), which happens to be the town of “Names are the worst.” But actually its Ordennia? Ordinnia? (THATS IT, YOU GOT IT! - Brett) Ohdinnyya? Dennys. Orson lives in a Dennys. The money goes to Tessa Eurly. SECRET BACKSTORY ELEMENTS! DID SHE FOUND THE DENNY’S? ARE THEY FRANCHISING? IS THAT WHY THEY NEED CASH? WE, THE AUDIENCE, MUST KNOW! (I’m glad my on the spot names didn't turn out sounding like a low-rent porno script! -Brett)

In town, Elly busks for money and rolls a 22 for performance. She improvises the greatest masterpieces of our time and goes platinum seven times. (+15SP to Llewellyn) The rest of the crew goes shopping, and gets Seb some studded leather armor for a decent price (-25GP from Seb) by turning in our ornate silver dagger (-Dagger from party) we nabbed from Its A Taco’s lair. Seb seemed kind of squishy earlier on the ship with the deer-bird, so this seems like a good idea.

The harbor master Brine hates Klog, so we hate him. He called Klog a half-breed, one day he’s going to...HALF BLEED x2! Because we’ll stab him. It's happening. That sounded better in my head. Gimble is convinced Brine is a sea-elf and asks him about his relationship with turtles. It’s awkward.We rejoin our captain and she buys a round for the crew before Elly and Klog go to meet our employer...IT’S PUSS IN BOOTS!

The party goes to the Silver Stagg, an upper class establishment. The sign looks a lot like the damn beast that dunked Seb. The place is really swanky and there are high class targets...i mean patrons all over the place, mostly elves and humans. Thar be treasure in them pockets!

Accumulator Ris is who she asks for, it sounds like. THEY HAVE A GLASS CHANDELIER. I WILL ONE DAY MOUNT IT. GLASS MIRROR? WHY DIDN’T SEB COME ALONG?! STEAL EVERYTHING. Oh, she’s making an impression. It’s not sincere. Heartbreaker. Maybe it's better Seb didn’t come. The man in the private booth is a GODDAMN TABAXI (Accumulator Ris)I!?!?! YES. Fine suit, smoking a pipe, charming as all heck. Klog is our strongest member when it comes to first impressions.

Our intel nets an additional 50 gold on the transaction with the accumulator which nets the party an additional cut!! (+10GP to party) Woo! They’re interested in any and all artifacts related to the ancient ruins and fallen empire.

FINISH w/ SESSION 2.

Total Loot: +110GP to party

'''Individual Loot: +22GP to each after split. +15SP to Lywellen (busking) & Seb (gambling).'''

'''Individual Spend: -15GP from Orson (bursar). -25GP from Seb (armor)'''

Total Items (Holder): Studded Leather Armor (Seb)